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| Marilyn Joi | Cleopatra Schwartz | |
| Saul Kahan | Schwartz | |
| David Zucker | Man in Car/Technician #2/Grunwald | |
| Marcy Goldman | Housewife | |
| Dulcie Jordan | Guest #1 | |
| Gracia Lee | Guest #2 | |
| Sheila Rogers | Guest #3 | |
| Joseph G. Medalis | Paul Burmaster | |
| Barry Dennen | Claude LaMont | |
| Colin Male | Argon Spokesman | 
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| Producer | Robert K. Weiss Kim Jorgensen | ||
| Writer | Jim Abrahams David Zucker | 
|  | A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu films, disaster films, blaxploitation films, spy films, mafia films, and the fear that somebody is watching you on the other side of the TV. | 
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